BLONDE GOES FISHING

A blonde decided to go ice fishing.
So, she gathered her gear and headed to the nearest pond she could find.
She started to cut a hole in the ice when suddenly a booming voice says:
"There are no fish under the ice!"
She turned around startled and looked and didn't see anybody.
So she went further and started to cut a hole in the ice.
Again the booming voice:" There are no fish under the ice!!"

Fishing

True, there are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place.

ICE FISHING

It was a cold winter day. An old man walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a
hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing line, and waited patiently for a
bite. He was there for almost an hour, without even a nibble, when a young
boy walked out onto the ice, cut a hole in the ice not next to him. The
young boy dropped his fishing line and minutes later he hooked a
Largemouth Bass.
The old man couldn't beli

A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort


A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north.
The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn; the wife preferred to
read.
One morning the husband returned after several hours of fishing and
decided to take a short nap. The wife decided to take the boat out. She
was not familiar with the lake so she rowed out, anchored the boat, and
started reading her book.
Along

FISHING CAN BE EDUCATIONAL


Two men have been sitting out on a lake all day
long ice fishing. One has been having no luck at
all and the other has been pulling fish after fish
out of his hole in the ice. The man having no luck
finally leans over and asks the other what his
secrect is.
'mmmmm mmm mm mmm mmmm mmm mmm' is the reply.
'I'm sorry, what did you say?'
'mmmmm mmm mm mmm mmmm mmm mmm' the successful
fisherm

GOLDFISH

Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered
over the fence.
Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely
asked, "What are you up to there, Nancy?"
"My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, "and I've
just buried him."
The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish,
isn't it?"
Nancy patted do

WHEN GOD FISHES

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A drunk decides to go ice fishing, so he gathers his gear and goes
walking around until he finds a big patch of ice. He heads into the center
of the ice and begins to saw a hole.
All of sudden, a loud booming voice comes out of the sky. "You will find
no fish under that ice."
The drunk looks around, but sees no one. He starts sawing again. Once
more, the voice speaks, "As I s

THREE BLONDE FISHERMEN

Three blonde fishermen are sitting by the side of a river holding fishing
poles with the lines in the water.
A Game Warden comes up behind them, taps them on the shoulder and says,
"Excuse me, I'd like to see your fishing licenses."
"We don't have any," replied the first fisherman.
"Well, if your going to fish, you need fishing licenses," said the Game
Warden.
"But officer," replied the second

15 REASONS WHY FISHING IS BETTER THAN SEX


15 REASONS WHY FISHING IS BETTER THAN SEX
1. A big, juicy worm always gets a fish excited.
2. You don't have to eat a fish while it's still flopping around.
3. You can take a leak in the bush anytime you want.
4. Stroking your rod won't piss off a trout.
5. Sipping a beer and scratching your balls is all the foreplay
expected of you.
6. Anything you stic